{"id":133,"date":"2012-09-20T13:15:07","date_gmt":"2012-09-20T19:15:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smithcrew.ca\/?p=133"},"modified":"2021-02-11T05:09:42","modified_gmt":"2021-02-11T05:09:42","slug":"so-i-was-in-a-public-washroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smithcrew.ca\/wordpress\/2012\/09\/20\/so-i-was-in-a-public-washroom\/","title":{"rendered":"So I was in a Public Washroom&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<body><p><\/p>and it hit me what my topic was going to be when I could find time to sit and blog.\n<p>Now I know we\u2019ve all been in the public washroom a time or two in our life \u2013 they\u2019ve looked pretty much the same \u2013 some a little fancier than others\u2026.and yes some a little more questionable that others. Those are usually the ones you ask yourself \u201cCan I hold this\u201d and if not \u201cCan I hover (women only) long enough to get the job done\u201d? Men, listen up, this is usually where we wish we could pee standing up and we curse you all for being able to pee wherever\u2026.well OK maybe you CAN\u2019T pee into the wind.<\/p>\n<p>The washroom I went into was clean &amp; well stocked \u2013 but I thought about how you can go into a washroom \u2013 do your business and then come to the sink to wash your hands and find it gets complicated. The evolving hand dryer is what comes into question \u2013 never mind the automatic sinks that seem to have a mind of their own \u2013 and even better yet \u2013 the automatic soap dispenser that refuses to dispense the soap\u2026.no matter how much you bang on it.<\/p>\n<p>No my issue is with the hand dryer\u2026.now remember back in the day when they looked like this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Old-school-hand-dryer.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-135\" title=\"Old school hand dryer\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Old-school-hand-dryer-131x150.jpg?resize=131%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"131\" height=\"150\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a>Yes they were easy to operate \u2013 you yanked down on the actual towel and once you had enough \u201cfresh\u201d towel you could dry your\u00a0hands quite\u00a0well.\u00a0 Oh yes I know some of them were\u00a0tricky \u2013 you had to pull the back down then give the front a good yank to get it going but pretty much fool-proof.<\/p>\n<p>Then I guess someone figured there were too many germs and a new dryer had to be invented\u2026really I do not believe these people have actually experienced a public washroom because quite frankly they are the dragon\u2019s den of germs.\u00a0 The janitors are probably so grossed out by the public\u2019s lack of bathroom etiquette that they dive in and just do what is necessary to pass the inspection.\u00a0 Here\u2019s a little view of a public washroom I\u2019m sure we\u2019ve all encountered at least once in our lives.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Yuck.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-136\" title=\"Yuck\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Yuck-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>OK maybe the duct tape is a little extreme but you get where I\u2019m \u00a0going with this.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Usually when I\u2019m in a bathroom like this \u2013 if the flusher isn\u2019t automated \u2013 then I\u2019m doing one of these:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/The-Flush.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-137\" title=\"The Flush\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/The-Flush-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ok\u00a0but\u00a0back to the hand dryer \u2013 so with evolution we had a couple different options \u2013 I\u2019m not really sure which one was better.\u00a0 The old style hot air blower didn\u2019t really cut it\u00a0as usually unless you stood for a full 2-3 minutes you\u2019re hands were never dry and most people would give them the\u00a0old wipe across the\u00a0pants. Which looks\u00a0terrible as you are exiting the washroom by the way\u2026.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/air-dryer.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-138\" title=\"air dryer\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/air-dryer-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Or we had another option of the pull the towelette out the bottom type \u2013 as in this next photo:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Really-old-school1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-140\" title=\"Really old school\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Really-old-school1-150x135.jpg?resize=150%2C135\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"135\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a>Which was fine \u2013 until it jammed and you couldn\u2019t pull the towel down. Usually the key, as you can see on the top, was gone so a person would just flip it open and start diving in \u2013 usually resulting in people taking a stack of towels out \u2013 using way more than they needed and dumping the rest on the counter\u2026into a puddle of water \u2013 resulting in waste.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Other-dryer.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-141\" title=\"Other dryer\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Other-dryer-102x150.jpg?resize=102%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"102\" height=\"150\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a>One of the most typical bathroom towel dispensers is the one pictured on the left.\u00a0 Seems like a fine example except usually when you see them the garbage part of it is over flowing and you have to either toss your own used towel at it \u2013 hoping it sticks and doesn\u2019t fall on the floor or you search for another garbage.\u00a0 Great idea but the garbage part is a little small for longer periods of time between janitor visits.<\/p>\n<p>So now the newest invention is the Dyson \u2013 blow the skin off your hand \u2013 dryer!\u00a0 Have you had the pleasure of this machine?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/air-blaster.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-142\" title=\"air blaster\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/air-blaster-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a>I\u2019m not\u00a0really sure what they call them \u2013 \u201cSkin Remover 1000\u201d, \u201cLook at what your skin looked like when you had tight, younger skin\u201d, \u201cDo you know how much air pressure your hands can take\u201d??\u00a0 Just a couple of names I wondered about. \u00a0 All kidding aside \u2013 they work \u2013 you simply place your hands down the slots and it automatically blasts them with air \u2013 in under a minutes you are walking out \u2013 completely dry and not wiping your hands on your pants.\u00a0\u00a0 It really makes me wonder though what will be the next hand dryer invention\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>And speaking of wonder \u2013 have you ever seen this lady \u2013 we did on the show Ripley\u2019s Believe it or Not.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/How-does-she.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-143\" title=\"How does she\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/How-does-she-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a>Now doesn\u2019t it bring to mind \u201cHow does she wipe\u201d?\u00a0I seem to recall her son helped her out quite a bit \u2013 but does he go that far (OK that\u2019s a creepy thought) \u2013 but if not\u2026.how does she?\u00a0 For the record when I Googled hand dryer \u2013 somehow she came up\u2026among other strange and wonderful things.<\/p>\n<p>I will leave you all with that thought and some Bathroom Etiquette humor:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Bathroom-Rules1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-145\" title=\"Bathroom Rules\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/smithcrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Bathroom-Rules1.jpg?resize=640%2C476\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"476\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a>Cheers,<\/p>\n<p>Shannon<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and it hit me what my topic was going to be when I could find time to sit and blog. 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